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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

James Webb telescope spots 'groundbreaking' molecule in scorching clouds of giant 'hell planet' - Live Science

Then came..

Next, they tried...

What is the American mobile phone number format?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

The BEST exercise for heart health, according to top US cardiac surgeon - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

Loons and Moons

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Starbucks Enters the Protein Wars With Test of New Drink Option - Bloomberg.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analyst Suggests Apple Might be Considering Buying Unity After Legal Defeat to Epic Games - 80 Level

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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