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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:11

Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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What is the American mobile phone number format?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Loons and Moons
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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